This crap is ridiculous. I've been a mac avoid-er mainly because they don't have a right mouse button. (I mean, come on!) But I think this clinches it. I can't use my computer because of the black screen of death so I'm sitting here using my parent's mac anyway.
I haven't installed anything on my computer recently except the microsoft update. Even if the update wasn't the problem why should it be so easy for something to make my computer basically a paperweight? Even safemode doesn't work.
I've barely had this computer for a year. If I can't find a fix in a few days, dude, I'm gettin a MAC.