We apologize for the contents of this haiku. Sometimes we just can't help ourselves. But at least you'll learn something about user servers, so it's all worth it, right?

The animals of the world have united with one goal in mind: do not allow the Lync Server haiku author to get a full night's sleep. Maybe some Response Group application cmdlets will appease them.

How long will it take to read this haiku and article? Probably just a little bit longer than it takes to fall off an excercise machine, or to test your dial-in conferencing.

Apparently mountain bikes aren't nearly as sturdy as CAC cmdlets. Most notably, the haiku author's mountain bike gave out after only 300 miles, whereas the CsBandwidthPolicyServiceConfiguration cmdlets will probably last many more miles than that.

Haiku #139 is significant because the number 139 is significant...in it's own unique sort of way. Just like Lync Server diagnostic cmdlets.