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I really did.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="#000080" size="2"&gt;But I got sick &lt;a href="http://blogs.technet.com/wardpond/archive/2009/03/28/dwwtwt-march-23-27.aspx"&gt;last week&lt;/a&gt;, and my energy level has been slow enough to come back that my focus was &lt;em&gt;entirely&lt;/em&gt; elsewhere until about six last night.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="#000080" size="2"&gt;I panicked.&amp;#160; I gave fleeting consideration to throwing something hasty together, but everything I came up with struck me as lame, abusive to my audience, or (frequently) both.&amp;#160; The fact that most of it also wasn’t funny was also a factor in my silence.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="#000080" size="2"&gt;I slept soundly, which is always nice after such a difficult decision.&amp;#160; Then, this morning, I found &lt;a href="http://sqlfool.com/2009/04/forget-sql-server-excel-is-the-answer/"&gt;this&lt;/a&gt;, an example of what you get when someone who’s smart and funny (which I hope I am, most of the time) has time and energy to spend on a proper prank post..&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="#000080" size="2"&gt;..and some of the best laughs are in the comments.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="#000080" size="2"&gt;Click &lt;a href="http://sqlfool.com/2009/04/forget-sql-server-excel-is-the-answer/"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;#160; Read the post.&amp;#160; Read the comments.&amp;#160; You won’t be sorry.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="#000080" size="2"&gt;Great post, Michelle!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;blockquote&gt;   &lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="#000080" size="2"&gt;-wp&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;/blockquote&gt; &lt;span style="mso-fareast-font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;"&gt;   &lt;hr align="center" width="100%" size="2" /&gt; &lt;/span&gt;  &lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font color="#000080"&gt;&lt;font face="Copperplate Gothic Light" color="#008000" size="2"&gt;this copyrighted material was originally posted at &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a href="http://blogs.technet.com/wardpond" mce_href="http://blogs.technet.com/wardpond"&gt;&lt;font face="Copperplate Gothic Light" color="#008000" size="2"&gt;http://blogs.technet.com/wardpond&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font face="Copperplate Gothic Bold"&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;&lt;font face="Copperplate Gothic Light" color="#008000" size="2"&gt;.&lt;/font&gt;&amp;#160; 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