The Best Out of Office Auto Replies

pamal — Tue, 07 Mar 2006 20:48:00 GMT

Καταπληκτική λίστα με τα καλύτερα Out of Office replies του Internet. Το αγαπημένο μου είναι το 4 :-)

1) I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

2) You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

3) I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from holiday on 4 April. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

4) Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged £5.99 for the first ten words and £1.99 for each additional word in your message.

5) Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

6) I've run away to join a different circus.

7) I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Margaret' instead of 'Adam'.

Παναγιώτης Μαλακούδης
Rapid Response Engineer – Messaging
Microsoft Premier Field Engineering

Οδή στο Disaster Recovery :-)

pamal — Mon, 13 Feb 2006 16:43:00 GMT

Το διάσημο blog του Exchange Team "You had me a EHLO" διοργανώνει διαγωνισμό για αστεία στιχάκια που να έχουν σχέση με τον Exchange Server. Παραθέτω τη δική μου συμμετοχή (περιττό να πω πως όταν το έγραφα είχα πέσει κάτω από τα γέλια). :-)

UPDATE: Με χαρά σας ανακοινώνω πως το "Οδή στο Disaster Recovery" κέρδισε μία από τις Honorable Mention θέσεις του διαγωνισμού. :-)

Ode to Disaster Recovery

0, my e00.log is like a red, red nose,

that's way out of touch .

0, my priv1.edb is like a parody,

'cause I'm having problems to detach.

I didn't run ExDRA,

O, how deep in trouble am I,

But I will love thee still, my dear,

till a' the disks gang dry.

Till a' the disks gang dry, my dear,

and their spindles melt wi' the sun!

I will reindex thee still, my dear,

while the offline defrag shall run.

I will eseutil /r my logs!

I won't put up the fight!

And you will mount again, my love.

Even if it takes me all night!

Παναγιώτης Μαλακούδης

Rapid Response Engineer – Messaging

Microsoft Premier Field Engineering

The Greek Exchange Blog : Funny

The Best Out of Office Auto Replies

Οδή στο Disaster Recovery :-)