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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://blogs.technet.com/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Helicopters and Architects</title><link>http://blogs.technet.com/michael_platt/archive/2005/03/05/385888.aspx</link><description>A funny story I have heard many times is that of a helicopter pilot who was lost in the fog. He saw an office block in the gloom and a person at the window. He shouted out “Where am I?” and the person in the office block shouted back “In a helicopter”.</description><dc:language>en-GB</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2.1 SP1 (Build: 61025.2)</generator><item><title>re: Helicopters and Architects</title><link>http://blogs.technet.com/michael_platt/archive/2005/03/05/385888.aspx#385891</link><pubDate>Sun, 06 Mar 2005 01:45:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">d5e57398-b9ef-4490-9955-07cbb4e4a80d:385891</guid><dc:creator>Trent Buckingham</dc:creator><description>so old</description></item><item><title>re: Helicopters and Architects</title><link>http://blogs.technet.com/michael_platt/archive/2005/03/05/385888.aspx#385894</link><pubDate>Sun, 06 Mar 2005 01:47:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">d5e57398-b9ef-4490-9955-07cbb4e4a80d:385894</guid><dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator><description>True, I must have first heard it 20 years ago. Glad I dont have any ambition as a comedian!</description></item><item><title>re: Helicopters and Architects</title><link>http://blogs.technet.com/michael_platt/archive/2005/03/05/385888.aspx#385900</link><pubDate>Sun, 06 Mar 2005 01:59:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">d5e57398-b9ef-4490-9955-07cbb4e4a80d:385900</guid><dc:creator>Jeroen van den Bos</dc:creator><description>Actually, the joke goes like this:&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: &amp;quot;Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The man below says: &amp;quot;Yes you're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field.&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&amp;quot;You must be a software developer,&amp;quot; says the balloonist.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&amp;quot;I am,&amp;quot; replies the man. &amp;quot;How did you know?&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&amp;quot;Well,&amp;quot; says the balloonist, &amp;quot;everything you have told me is technically correct, but it's of no use to anyone.&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The man below says, &amp;quot;You must work in business as a manager.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I do,&amp;quot; replies the balloonist, &amp;quot;but how did you know?&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&amp;quot;Well,&amp;quot; says the man, &amp;quot;you don't know where you are or where you are going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met but now it's my fault.&amp;quot;</description></item></channel></rss>