I have been enlightened. Herewith is the solution to the Crimson Room puzzle, but it's been “rot13”ized.
(What's that, you say? rot-13? That means each letter has been replaced with the letter 13 characters later in the alphabet. A is replaced with N; Z is replaced with M; etc. For UNIX users, this is translated easily with the “tr” command, to wit:
tr [a-mn-zA-MN-Z] [n-za-mN-ZA-M] < sourcefile > destfile
If you don't have UNIX, install SFU, save this text, then do the rot13 thing.)
And if you want to watch a lot of other people struggle, see here and here.
Here are the instructions.
Lbh cvpx hc 2 evatf: 1 snyyf sebz gur phegnva (xrrc bcravat naq pybfvat vg),
1 evat vf ba gur objy arkg gb gur fgrerb
2 xrlf (tbyq naq fvyire): 1 xrl vf ba gur jvaqbj, 1 haqre gur cvyybj
PQ Pnfr: Va gur qenjre, lbh qba'g arrq vg
Cbjre-Pubeq: Hfr gur xrlf gb bcra gur qenjre
Zvfgrel Obk: Hfr gur bgure xrl gb bcra gur qenjre
Beqvanel Xrl: Cyht gur cbjre pubeq vagb PQ cynlre naq bcra gur pq fybg, gurer
vf nabgure xrl
Zrgny Ebq: Yvsg gur cvyybj naq ba gur orq, gurer vf n zrgny ebq
Onggrel: Ba gur sne fvqr bs gur orq
Pnffrgr: Orybj gur qrfx juvpu fhccbegf gur PQ cynlre
Svg gur evatf & zrgny ebq ba gur zvfgrel obk. Bcra zvfgrel obk, svg va
pnffrggr cynlre naq onggrel, cynl gur zbivr
Gur qnapvat zna cbvagf gb n fcbg ba gur fperra. Zbhfr pyvpx gung cbvag.
Bcra gur erpgnathyne fybg. Gur pbqr vf 1994, hfr gur xrl bcra gur fnsr
Lbh trg n fperj qevire va gur fnsr
Hfr gur fperj qevire gb penpx gur qbbe naq tb bhg.