http://blogs.technet.com/fsmo/archive/2004/06/29/169169.aspxI had Chinese food for lunch. This was my fortune: You will receive an unexpected gift. If I do indeed receive a gift, won't it now be expected?en-USCommunityServer 2.1 SP1 (Build: 61025.2)http://blogs.technet.com/fsmo/archive/2004/06/29/169169.aspx#169182Tue, 29 Jun 2004 22:05:00 GMTd5e57398-b9ef-4490-9955-07cbb4e4a80d:169182benYou should finish every fortune you read with &quot;on a toilet&quot;.http://blogs.technet.com/fsmo/archive/2004/06/29/169169.aspx#169188Tue, 29 Jun 2004 22:16:00 GMTd5e57398-b9ef-4490-9955-07cbb4e4a80d:169188jamesor, &quot;in bed&quot;http://blogs.technet.com/fsmo/archive/2004/06/29/169169.aspx#169243Tue, 29 Jun 2004 23:25:00 GMTd5e57398-b9ef-4490-9955-07cbb4e4a80d:169243MattNo. Because you will actually receive two gifts. The first one will seem to fulfill the fortune, so you won't be expecting the second one. Then all of a sudden, whamo, there it is all unexpected like. <br> <br>Of course, two parking tickets in the same day sort of sucks.http://blogs.technet.com/fsmo/archive/2004/06/29/169169.aspx#169460Wed, 30 Jun 2004 05:05:00 GMTd5e57398-b9ef-4490-9955-07cbb4e4a80d:169460UweMaybe you'll get Schr&#246;dinger's Cat? <br> <br><a target="_new" href="http://www.npl.washington.edu/npl/int_rep/tiqm/TI_fig_09.html">http://www.npl.washington.edu/npl/int_rep/tiqm/TI_fig_09.html</a>