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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://blogs.technet.com/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>The Electric Wand : Humour, Business</title><link>http://blogs.technet.com/ewan/archive/tags/Humour/Business/default.aspx</link><description>Tags: Humour, Business</description><dc:language>en-GB</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2.1 SP1 (Build: 61025.2)</generator><item><title>When bean counters start counting things they don't understand the value of.</title><link>http://blogs.technet.com/ewan/archive/2007/11/15/when-bean-counters-start-counting-things-they-don-t-understand-the-value-of.aspx</link><pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2007 12:58:34 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">d5e57398-b9ef-4490-9955-07cbb4e4a80d:2449728</guid><dc:creator>Ewan</dc:creator><slash:comments>1</slash:comments><comments>http://blogs.technet.com/ewan/comments/2449728.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://blogs.technet.com/ewan/commentrss.aspx?PostID=2449728</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;p&gt;I've been having a discussion with an old friend, who's telling me of a large financial institution that have suddenly started getting very picky about spending on IT. Maybe it's the financial environment right now - the tabloids are desperate to paint a doomsday scenario where all the banks are on the verge of collapse, whereas in reality it's just a blip out of the norm...&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Anyway, this scenario is driving the IT people crazy - instead of investing in IT, the accounts department is back to thinking about how they can reduce the spend. &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;The other day, I was talking about the &lt;a href="http://blogs.technet.com/ewan/archive/2007/11/12/gartner-s-wisdom-and-the-io-models.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;Gartner-inspired Infrastructure Optimization models&lt;/a&gt; and how they can be used as a way of trying to show what value investment in IT can have - maybe this particular company needs to step up a gear to show their bean counters how short term it might be to slash budgets and expect people to just muddle along.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Reminds me of another story about a company whose penny pinchers decided to stop ordering stationery supplies for the stock cupboards on each floor in the building - the idea was that if you had to go to a designated &lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Keeper Of The Stationery Supplies &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;in order to get something, you'd bother rather less and stop being so wasteful.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;What happened in that instance was that people spent so long wandering the halls looking for staplers/pens/paperclips etc, that the move to save a few $$ simply caused huge frustration in the end user and probably cost them a fortune in lost productivity too.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;I first came across this particular scenario when I saw a spoof video lampooning the draconian stationery rationing measures. &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;The company was Microsoft.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Stationery supplies were reinstated in the ensuing months. &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Sometimes it takes ground-floor people power to make the spreadsheet jockeys take note :)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://blogs.technet.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=2449728" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://blogs.technet.com/ewan/archive/tags/Humour/default.aspx">Humour</category><category domain="http://blogs.technet.com/ewan/archive/tags/Business/default.aspx">Business</category></item></channel></rss>