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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://blogs.technet.com/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>[Funnies] Holiday Help at the North Pole</title><link>http://blogs.technet.com/canitpro/archive/2007/12/21/funnies-holiday-help-at-the-north-pole.aspx</link><description>Poor old Santa Claus. Another year has come up and he is having SO much trouble dealing with managing the elves. Production problems left right and centre. Suppliers are backed up because they can't communicate properly with poor Santa. Simple difficulties</description><dc:language>en-CA</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2.1 SP1 (Build: 61025.2)</generator><item><title>Merry Christmas to All</title><link>http://blogs.technet.com/canitpro/archive/2007/12/21/funnies-holiday-help-at-the-north-pole.aspx#2667785</link><pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2007 23:10:19 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">d5e57398-b9ef-4490-9955-07cbb4e4a80d:2667785</guid><dc:creator>Santa Claus</dc:creator><description>&lt;P&gt;Ho ho ho! &amp;nbsp;And a Merry Christmas to all of you! &amp;nbsp; &lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Ho ho ho!&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;By the way, Santa would like some more chocolate in his cookies this year and the milk chilled a bit.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;And please folks... don't forget to leave the fires out in those chimney's. &amp;nbsp;Magic or not, Santa still does not like getting a "Hot Foot!"&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Ho ho ho!&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;S.C.&lt;/P&gt;</description></item><item><title>Tired and sleepy</title><link>http://blogs.technet.com/canitpro/archive/2007/12/21/funnies-holiday-help-at-the-north-pole.aspx#2683826</link><pubDate>Thu, 27 Dec 2007 15:58:58 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">d5e57398-b9ef-4490-9955-07cbb4e4a80d:2683826</guid><dc:creator>Santa Claus</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Ho ho ho!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It's been a long year for poor old Santa. &amp;nbsp; All those presents, all those children. &amp;nbsp; All that joy!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I am very tired.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I think I will take a nice long vacation in the Bahamas this year. &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;Thanks to Microsoft for the modernization. &amp;nbsp;Those elves are having a fight not downloading whatever they want thanks to that Terminal Server. &amp;nbsp; Ho ho ho! &amp;nbsp;Naughty elves going to freechristmasmusic.com and freesnowscreensavers.com. &amp;nbsp; That will teach them.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And a really nifty phone too. &amp;nbsp; Hey look. &amp;nbsp;I knocked down some more elves! &amp;nbsp;Love this Elf Bowling!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Could that dev team maybe rewrite this Elf Bowling with some Dolby Digital Sound and a projected display? &amp;nbsp;Maybe add in a nice little motion sensing?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The phone can handle it right?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ho ho ho!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;S.C.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>