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The most wonderful time of the year....
You might hear Microsoft folks talking about the end of the year and wonder what's up, it is only May? Well our fiscal year end is June 30th and when we say year end, we mean the end of the fiscal year. Because of the way the fiscal cycle is laid out, Read More...
You know you are a geek......
If you can identify various cell phones by model by their unique sounds (And are visibly irritated when you CAN'T!) Setting up the Bluetooth system to tie the GPS, Laptop, MP3 player and hands free system is a piece of cake.  Changing the tire isn't. Read More...
[Funnies] I'm Using Powershell
(Sing it alone to 'Highway to Hell' by AC/DC) It's so easy, and it's free Download it now it'll take no time Get it in, use it now For to not would be such a crime Shell of Power, Pipes of Dreams Kiss your last wasted minutes away Party now, let's get Read More...
[Funnies] Thank-You
A thank you note to all of the spammers I would like to send a special thank you this year to all of those spammers who have been trying to reach me.   Your efforts have not gone un-noticed.  Because of all of your stock tips and the various Read More...
[Funnies] Holiday Help at the North Pole
Poor old Santa Claus. Another year has come up and he is having SO much trouble dealing with managing the elves. Production problems left right and centre. Suppliers are backed up because they can't communicate properly with poor Santa. Simple difficulties Read More...
[Funnies] My Replication
Sorry to Mr. Townsend and Mr. Daltry of the Who. Their version was WAAAAAY better. My Replication Sql servers going d-down (Talkin' 'bout my replication) Data's droppin' on the ground (Talkin' 'bout my replication) Stripe set in there's gettin' old (Talkin' Read More...
[Funnies] Home Server vs. Real Server
I am giving Sean the day off this week as I wanted to share some serions news with you all. It must be serious as it could not wait until Friday to post this "funny" news. There has been a lot of news flying around here and elsewhere about Windows Home Read More...
[Funnies] All You Need is RUS
From the Beatles tune - "All you need is love" comes (with apologies to the Beatles) "All you need is RUS" Mail, Mail, Mail, Mail, Mail, Mail, Mail, Mail, Mail You need to see what is or isn't done Nothing should be seen if you're number one Exchange Read More...
[Funnies] Security Quiz Answers
You might have seen the TechNet Security Quiz , but I am going to share the TRUE correct answers Rodney does not want you to SEE! 1. Which of the following is the MOST secure password? Good grief, those are all pretty easy. Come on, everybody KNOW that Read More...
[Funnies] Alternate Methods of Security
Hook up a wide open wireless router with range boosters. Attach a wide open computer FULL of pornography with no internet access. They'll be so busy drooling and downloading they won't have time for your corporate network. Get a huge (and ancient) but Read More...
[Funnies] How do You Handle Stress?
Some creative ways of dealing with stressful situations. Now "Miss Manners" says that walking about the office with a small pry bar and a loaded AK-47 is not the best way to handle stress or stressful situations. And truthfully so. It only ends up in Read More...
[Funnies] Dealing with Technical Support
Let's face it! We've all had those days when we've absolutely had it dealing with a tech support person. For WHATEVER reason. I was thinking about all the little evil thoughts my ID was bursting to come out and pull off when things were going my particular Read More...
[Funnies] Preparing for a Phone Conference
Many have had to deal with this problem. And it shouldn't REALLY be an issue. But phone conferences can be a nightmare. Some things should really be addressed before you get involved in one. A telephone. Get one. Now I know this seems one of those "DUH" Read More...
[Funnies] Pet vs. PC
Cat have sharp paws, computers have soft rubber wires. You do the math on that one. Dogs like to chew things. Computers don't like to be chewed on. Gerbils would be the most amazing IT Professionals. They just won't sit still for two seconds. Chickens Read More...
[Funnies] Security Horror Stories
Hey everyone, it is Rodney here filling in for Sean with this weeks Friday Funny. Sean sent a frantic message late last night, something to do with gerbils, a Lada, and a Krispy Kreme donut. As we are prepping for the MY TechNet tour coming through in Read More...
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