The Windows Server System Song

re: The Windows Server System Song

Drew — Tue, 10 May 2005 07:04:12 GMT

I believe I've just bugchecked.

re: The Windows Server System Song

Chathi — Wed, 11 May 2005 19:56:59 GMT

Too funny Bryce! :))))

re: The Windows Server System Song

Steve Milton — Fri, 13 May 2005 22:04:00 GMT

Did you lose a bet?

re: The Windows Server System Song

Robert B. — Thu, 19 May 2005 11:40:36 GMT

Um.

"Just fdisk that kludgey OSS" -- How? From what I know, which obviously ain't the exec business robust enterprise smithing of a MS Admin, where is FDISK for me to do this?

Now maybe I'm wrong but didn't they remove fdisk?

re: The Windows Server System Song

Chris H. — Wed, 08 Jun 2005 07:42:46 GMT

Don't give up your day job!

re: The Windows Server System Song

mp — Wed, 08 Jun 2005 08:07:07 GMT

Where is the blue screen bryce? Where are the worms bryce? Where are the viruses and malware bryce? Where is the downtime bryce?

Sure you can write poetry bryce, but can Windows be used as an enterprise server? - well I suppose yes - enterprises use toilet paper too bryce, I suppose that makes it enterprise toilet paper.

re: The Windows Server System Song

fuck you — Wed, 08 Jun 2005 13:02:48 GMT

Microfcruff losers

re: The Windows Server System Song

Bill — Wed, 08 Jun 2005 14:16:05 GMT

Get a life!

Exquisitely Appropriate

-Wang-Lo. — Wed, 08 Jun 2005 14:20:13 GMT

Spotty scansion, no rhyme at all, and the only poetic device used seems to be 'penguinista'. The basic structure is a basket of rocks and the word choice is a blight on the English language. If you hadn't broken it into groups of four lines I would not have recognized it as a song.

All in all, a perfect match for the quality of the product it extolls.

-Wang-Lo.

re: The Windows Server System Song

Theo — Wed, 08 Jun 2005 15:43:39 GMT

Um. Wow. I didn't realize it was possible to be more off key than Stallman.

Some constructive criticism? You can't just plug words together to make a song. You've got to pay attention to how they scan with the music. Also, you might want to double-check with Stallman that it's OK for you to create a derivative work based on his song. I'd hate to see you get nailed for copyright infringement by one of those "Hippy freeware" developers.

Verdict: Two thumbs down.