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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://blogs.technet.com/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>So..  *This* Is How Twitter Gets People Into Trouble..</title><link>http://blogs.technet.com/b/wardpond/archive/2009/04/28/so-this-is-how-twitter-gets-people-into-trouble.aspx</link><description>Consider this post a parable about what can happen if you let Twitter into your life.. I spent part of my day researching a particular capability of the TechSmith Camtasia Studio software my colleague Venkata Raj Pochiraju has been using to record readiness</description><dc:language>en-US</dc:language><generator>Telligent Evolution Platform Developer Build (Build: 5.6.50428.7875)</generator><item><title>http://sqlfool.com/2009/04/sql-rap-contest/</title><link>http://blogs.technet.com/b/wardpond/archive/2009/04/28/so-this-is-how-twitter-gets-people-into-trouble.aspx#3234263</link><pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2009 16:09:36 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">d5e57398-b9ef-4490-9955-07cbb4e4a80d:3234263</guid><dc:creator>TrackBack</dc:creator><description>&lt;img src="http://blogs.technet.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=3234263" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>http://sqlfool.com/2009/04/wards-rap/</title><link>http://blogs.technet.com/b/wardpond/archive/2009/04/28/so-this-is-how-twitter-gets-people-into-trouble.aspx#3234262</link><pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2009 16:09:16 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">d5e57398-b9ef-4490-9955-07cbb4e4a80d:3234262</guid><dc:creator>TrackBack</dc:creator><description>&lt;img src="http://blogs.technet.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=3234262" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>http://pythian.com/news/2292/log-buffer-144-a-carnival-of-the-vanities-for-dbas</title><link>http://blogs.technet.com/b/wardpond/archive/2009/04/28/so-this-is-how-twitter-gets-people-into-trouble.aspx#3234201</link><pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2009 07:23:02 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">d5e57398-b9ef-4490-9955-07cbb4e4a80d:3234201</guid><dc:creator>TrackBack</dc:creator><description>&lt;img src="http://blogs.technet.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=3234201" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>Yes, It’s True – I’m A Judge in SQL Fool’s RAP Contest</title><link>http://blogs.technet.com/b/wardpond/archive/2009/04/28/so-this-is-how-twitter-gets-people-into-trouble.aspx#3233012</link><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 06:22:18 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">d5e57398-b9ef-4490-9955-07cbb4e4a80d:3233012</guid><dc:creator>Ward Pond's SQL Server blog</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;I’ll say one thing for Michelle Ufford, the SQL Fool : she’s not one to leave a good idea on the table,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://blogs.technet.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=3233012" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: So..  *This* Is How Twitter Gets People Into Trouble..</title><link>http://blogs.technet.com/b/wardpond/archive/2009/04/28/so-this-is-how-twitter-gets-people-into-trouble.aspx#3232796</link><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 02:02:08 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">d5e57398-b9ef-4490-9955-07cbb4e4a80d:3232796</guid><dc:creator>Chris Leonard</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;What's all the fuss? &amp;nbsp;This is funny? &amp;nbsp;As one of Michelle's coworkers, I've got to say that this thread reads like a bio compared to the Wild Awesomeness that is the Real Michelle Ufford. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Extra kudos for capturing her natural style of speech. &amp;nbsp;You would not BELIEVE how often we have to ask her to tone down the m4d wurd poemz.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;we are the rap, the go daddy rap&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; we're talkin 2u so don't take no nap&amp;gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i think she'll perform the rest of that at the iowa code camp next weekend.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://blogs.technet.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=3232796" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: So..  *This* Is How Twitter Gets People Into Trouble..</title><link>http://blogs.technet.com/b/wardpond/archive/2009/04/28/so-this-is-how-twitter-gets-people-into-trouble.aspx#3232543</link><pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 18:01:57 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">d5e57398-b9ef-4490-9955-07cbb4e4a80d:3232543</guid><dc:creator>Mike Walsh</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Ward gets extra points for mentioning Armageddon. I don't listen to rap much but it seems to me it's mentioned in a handful of songs. Plus Nuke.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That was great, though.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://blogs.technet.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=3232543" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: So..  *This* Is How Twitter Gets People Into Trouble..</title><link>http://blogs.technet.com/b/wardpond/archive/2009/04/28/so-this-is-how-twitter-gets-people-into-trouble.aspx#3232535</link><pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 17:46:34 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">d5e57398-b9ef-4490-9955-07cbb4e4a80d:3232535</guid><dc:creator>Jason Hicok</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;You don't have to work with her.......&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://blogs.technet.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=3232535" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: So..  *This* Is How Twitter Gets People Into Trouble..</title><link>http://blogs.technet.com/b/wardpond/archive/2009/04/28/so-this-is-how-twitter-gets-people-into-trouble.aspx#3232529</link><pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 17:40:16 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">d5e57398-b9ef-4490-9955-07cbb4e4a80d:3232529</guid><dc:creator>Adam Machanic</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Ward in the hizouse!!!! &amp;nbsp;Sit by the phone, because Def Jam should be calling any day!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://blogs.technet.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=3232529" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: So..  *This* Is How Twitter Gets People Into Trouble..</title><link>http://blogs.technet.com/b/wardpond/archive/2009/04/28/so-this-is-how-twitter-gets-people-into-trouble.aspx#3232277</link><pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 05:57:04 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">d5e57398-b9ef-4490-9955-07cbb4e4a80d:3232277</guid><dc:creator>Jimmy May, Aspiring Geek</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;OMG!!! &amp;nbsp;I am howling!!! &amp;nbsp;All y'all have soitenly gotten me beat. &amp;nbsp;So to speak...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://blogs.technet.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=3232277" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: So..  *This* Is How Twitter Gets People Into Trouble..</title><link>http://blogs.technet.com/b/wardpond/archive/2009/04/28/so-this-is-how-twitter-gets-people-into-trouble.aspx#3232271</link><pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 05:33:26 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">d5e57398-b9ef-4490-9955-07cbb4e4a80d:3232271</guid><dc:creator>Michelle Ufford</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Wow! &amp;nbsp;I have been SO out-classed in the SQL rap category. &amp;nbsp;That was hysterical! &amp;nbsp;Thanks, Ward, you just made my day! :)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://blogs.technet.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=3232271" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>