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So.. *This* Is How Twitter Gets People Into Trouble..
Consider this post a parable about what can happen if you let Twitter into your life.. I spent part of my day researching a particular capability of the TechSmith Camtasia Studio software my colleague Venkata Raj Pochiraju has been using to record readiness materials for our upcoming SQLRAP 2.5 release...
28 Apr 2009
Why I Didn’t Write an April Fool’s Post
I meant to. I really did. But I got sick last week , and my energy level has been slow enough to come back that my focus was entirely elsewhere until about six last night. I panicked. I gave fleeting consideration to throwing something hasty together, but everything I came up with struck...
2 Apr 2009
Where Has Ward Been?
Well, at least I can say that I was counting my blessings.. I've been slowly getting back up to speed since a relapse of my pancreatitis just after New Year's. With the patience of family and colleagues, I'm most of my way back to being a productive human being again. I have an appointment with my...
25 Jan 2008
And The Winners Are..
Stephen Moore and rudy, who both correctly divined that " the contest post " was the 500th on the blog. By the time rudy got here, there were already two new DWWTWT? posts since the contest post had gone up, which made his successful entry all the more remarkable (although, in fairness, it appears...
11 Dec 2007
Today's Blog Post Is Brought To You By The Letter "D"
Let's have a little fun.. This is a special post in the history of this little backwater of the internet. Its specialness is related to the letter D. If you can figure out why this post is special, and how that specialness is related to the letter D, leave a comment on the post explaining your...
6 Dec 2007
A Brief, Innocuous, Perhaps Even Humorous Quasi-Political Statement
No matter your stance on the war in Iraq and the people who are arguing about it, this is simply brilliant. I'm humbled by the fact that my best laugh of the day came to me courtesy of a group of people in a war zone half a world away from their homes. Our troops are some of the best people in the...
2 Nov 2006
"Sharing Customer Pain" At Microsoft
On the heels of yesterday's Ed Helms link , here 's another humorous Microsoft video (low bandwidth here ; high bandwidth here ) outlining the implementation of our new "We Share Your Pain" program. If anybody tries to bring me a new office chair, I'm certainly going to examine it very closely. ...
17 Aug 2006
"Investigative Journalism" At Microsoft
This is pretty funny.. A friend alerted me to the fact that Microsoft Recruiting recently teamed with The Daily Show 's Ed Helms to produce an "expos é" of Microsoft. Check it out via Windows Media Player here . -wp
16 Aug 2006
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