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May Glad Tidings be Upon You

May Glad Tidings be Upon You

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UPDATED 20 Dec 2008 to fix links

It’s that time of year again, when I disappear from the blogosphere for a couple of weeks to contemplate the blessing of home and family.  Before I do that, I’d like to use the blog’s 700th post for my annual holiday indulgence (the first of two indulgent posts I share at this time of year; the other being the annual commuting wrap-up).

I’m an absolute sucker for this time of year; things which others might find cloying or trite (or, come to think of it, which I might find cloying or trite in March or July) tend to leave me with a lump in my throat.  My youngest grandson is almost a teenager, and my older son will be graduating high school in a year and a half.

Why do I keep hearing the ticking of clocks?  Perhaps because it’s been a remarkable year, full of accomplishment, change, joy, challenge, and sorrow. 

In January I faced down the latest relapse of my digestive condition.  February saw the completion of a long-overdue obligation as well as the shocking and untimely loss of Ken Henderson.  On the professional side, we discussed SQL Server 2008 Jumpstart and a method for implementing user-defined fields (a requirement which brings to mind the adage that the ability to do a thing doesn’t necessarily make it a good idea).  I also celebrated leap day by jumping into Windows Live Writer, which has enabled me to gussy things up here a bit with pictures and formatting, without having to become an HTML geek.  I’m still using it, and still digging it.

March brought some of the most clicked posts of the year as a cast of several tuned the XML String Concatenation Trick (a/k/a The Technique that Lance (Larsen) Found).  I also announced some plans for June which ended up falling through.

April was the start of a pretty eventful stretch here at Pond Manor.  On April 9th came the news that I had lost my dear friend and mentor Tun-Hsu “Martha” McCoy.  Through the generous support of my father, wife, children, and friends, I was able to attend Martha’s memorial service the following week, the first time I’d returned to my hometown in 26 years.  In the midst of all that, I even managed a technical post (although, to be fair, it was a pointer to Kalen Delaney’s work).

May started off with a series of posts on operator precedence, as well as an object lesson which has drawn a surprising number of Brandon Roy fans to the site.

On May 16th, I got the news that I was going to be able to have my cake and eat it too, as my boss and grandboss at the time approved my mobile worker status.  Before those celebrations had even died down, the next evening my appendix burst, and there was a time when I wondered if I’d be lucky enough to see another Christmas.

June and July were largely recovery months, but I did manage a single technical post in June; July was very quiet on the blog as I was head-down on the SQL RAP project and also preparing for the big cross-country move in August (we arrived in Central Florida along with Hurricane Fay; reasonable minds may differ regarding which landfall had the greater impact on the region).

September was a great month for technical posts, and I also got broadband connectivity working at our new place and discovered that I’d be returning to Barcelona for TechEd EMEA 2008 Developers.

In October, I wrote my first Log Buffer entry, hooked up the blog to Technorati (a step which, other than Jimmy’s comment, has been greeted by the sound of one hand clapping), and shared a conversation I overheard.

November was another busy month, as I travelled to Barcelona for TechEd.  I gave a presentation with no voice.  One evaluator compared me to a movie icon (I wrote to the movie icon’s people and they won’t let me use the line, the buzz-kills).  For the first time, I posted my presentations publicly.  I also walked around Barcelona for three hours, bought my wife a horse, and said auf wiedersehen to an inspirational leader.

December brings software updates, out-of-the-box technical ideas, and, of course, a long-winded year in review post.

Thanks for sharing the voyage this year.  Hopefully next year will be just as eventful, but perhaps a little less bizarre and stressful.  I and mine wish all of you and yours joy, health, happiness, and prosperity in 2009, as well as a peaceful and heart-warming holiday.

-wp

Every year, I share the story below with my friends and family, as well as posting it here.  Well, mostly.  Last year I simply linked to 2006’s entry; this year I thought I’d put the story front-and-center again.  Enjoy, with our best wishes..


(text from Project Gutenberg; source here)

THE GIFT OF THE MAGI

by O. Henry

One dollar and eighty-seven cents. That was all. And sixty cents of it was in pennies. Pennies saved one and two at a time by bulldozing the grocer and the vegetable man and the butcher until one's cheeks burned with the silent imputation of parsimony that such close dealing implied. Three times Della counted it. One dollar and eighty- seven cents. And the next day would be Christmas.

There was clearly nothing to do but flop down on the shabby little couch and howl. So Della did it. Which instigates the moral reflection that life is made up of sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating.

While the mistress of the home is gradually subsiding from the first stage to the second, take a look at the home. A furnished flat at $8 per week. It did not exactly beggar description, but it certainly had that word on the lookout for the mendicancy squad.

In the vestibule below was a letter-box into which no letter would go, and an electric button from which no mortal finger could coax a ring. Also appertaining thereunto was a card bearing the name "Mr. James Dillingham Young."

The "Dillingham" had been flung to the breeze during a former period of prosperity when its possessor was being paid $30 per week. Now, when the income was shrunk to $20, though, they were thinking seriously of contracting to a modest and unassuming D. But whenever Mr. James Dillingham Young came home and reached his flat above he was called "Jim" and greatly hugged by Mrs. James Dillingham Young, already introduced to you as Della. Which is all very good.

Della finished her cry and attended to her cheeks with the powder rag. She stood by the window and looked out dully at a gray cat walking a gray fence in a gray backyard. Tomorrow would be Christmas Day, and she had only $1.87 with which to buy Jim a present. She had been saving every penny she could for months, with this result. Twenty dollars a week doesn't go far. Expenses had been greater than she had calculated. They always are. Only $1.87 to buy a present for Jim. Her Jim. Many a happy hour she had spent planning for something nice for him. Something fine and rare and sterling--something just a little bit near to being worthy of the honor of being owned by Jim.

There was a pier-glass between the windows of the room. Perhaps you have seen a pier-glass in an $8 flat. A very thin and very agile person may, by observing his reflection in a rapid sequence of longitudinal strips, obtain a fairly accurate conception of his looks. Della, being slender, had mastered the art.

Suddenly she whirled from the window and stood before the glass. her eyes were shining brilliantly, but her face had lost its color within twenty seconds. Rapidly she pulled down her hair and let it fall to its full length.

Now, there were two possessions of the James Dillingham Youngs in which they both took a mighty pride. One was Jim's gold watch that had been his father's and his grandfather's. The other was Della's hair. Had the queen of Sheba lived in the flat across the airshaft, Della would have let her hair hang out the window some day to dry just to depreciate Her Majesty's jewels and gifts. Had King Solomon been the janitor, with all his treasures piled up in the basement, Jim would have pulled out his watch every time he passed, just to see him pluck at his beard from envy.

So now Della's beautiful hair fell about her rippling and shining like a cascade of brown waters. It reached below her knee and made itself almost a garment for her. And then she did it up again nervously and quickly. Once she faltered for a minute and stood still while a tear or two splashed on the worn red carpet.

On went her old brown jacket; on went her old brown hat. With a whirl of skirts and with the brilliant sparkle still in her eyes, she fluttered out the door and down the stairs to the street.

Where she stopped the sign read: "Mne. Sofronie. Hair Goods of All Kinds." One flight up Della ran, and collected herself, panting. Madame, large, too white, chilly, hardly looked the "Sofronie."

"Will you buy my hair?" asked Della.

"I buy hair," said Madame. "Take yer hat off and let's have a sight at the looks of it."

Down rippled the brown cascade.

"Twenty dollars," said Madame, lifting the mass with a practised hand.

"Give it to me quick," said Della.

Oh, and the next two hours tripped by on rosy wings. Forget the hashed metaphor. She was ransacking the stores for Jim's present.

She found it at last. It surely had been made for Jim and no one else. There was no other like it in any of the stores, and she had turned all of them inside out. It was a platinum fob chain simple and chaste in design, properly proclaiming its value by substance alone and not by meretricious ornamentation--as all good things should do. It was even worthy of The Watch. As soon as she saw it she knew that it must be Jim's. It was like him. Quietness and value--the description applied to both. Twenty-one dollars they took from her for it, and she hurried home with the 87 cents. With that chain on his watch Jim might be properly anxious about the time in any company. Grand as the watch was, he sometimes looked at it on the sly on account of the old leather strap that he used in place of a chain.

When Della reached home her intoxication gave way a little to prudence and reason. She got out her curling irons and lighted the gas and went to work repairing the ravages made by generosity added to love. Which is always a tremendous task, dear friends--a mammoth task.

Within forty minutes her head was covered with tiny, close-lying curls that made her look wonderfully like a truant schoolboy. She looked at her reflection in the mirror long, carefully, and critically.

"If Jim doesn't kill me," she said to herself, "before he takes a second look at me, he'll say I look like a Coney Island chorus girl. But what could I do--oh! what could I do with a dollar and eighty- seven cents?"

At 7 o'clock the coffee was made and the frying-pan was on the back of the stove hot and ready to cook the chops.

Jim was never late. Della doubled the fob chain in her hand and sat on the corner of the table near the door that he always entered. Then she heard his step on the stair away down on the first flight, and she turned white for just a moment. She had a habit for saying little silent prayer about the simplest everyday things, and now she whispered: "Please God, make him think I am still pretty."

The door opened and Jim stepped in and closed it. He looked thin and very serious. Poor fellow, he was only twenty-two--and to be burdened with a family! He needed a new overcoat and he was without gloves.

Jim stopped inside the door, as immovable as a setter at the scent of quail. His eyes were fixed upon Della, and there was an expression in them that she could not read, and it terrified her. It was not anger, nor surprise, nor disapproval, nor horror, nor any of the sentiments that she had been prepared for. He simply stared at her fixedly with that peculiar expression on his face.

Della wriggled off the table and went for him.

"Jim, darling," she cried, "don't look at me that way. I had my hair cut off and sold because I couldn't have lived through Christmas without giving you a present. It'll grow out again--you won't mind, will you? I just had to do it. My hair grows awfully fast. Say `Merry Christmas!' Jim, and let's be happy. You don't know what a nice-- what a beautiful, nice gift I've got for you."

"You've cut off your hair?" asked Jim, laboriously, as if he had not arrived at that patent fact yet even after the hardest mental labor.

"Cut it off and sold it," said Della. "Don't you like me just as well, anyhow? I'm me without my hair, ain't I?"

Jim looked about the room curiously.

"You say your hair is gone?" he said, with an air almost of idiocy.

"You needn't look for it," said Della. "It's sold, I tell you--sold and gone, too. It's Christmas Eve, boy. Be good to me, for it went for you. Maybe the hairs of my head were numbered," she went on with sudden serious sweetness, "but nobody could ever count my love for you. Shall I put the chops on, Jim?"

Out of his trance Jim seemed quickly to wake. He enfolded his Della. For ten seconds let us regard with discreet scrutiny some inconsequential object in the other direction. Eight dollars a week or a million a year--what is the difference? A mathematician or a wit would give you the wrong answer. The magi brought valuable gifts, but that was not among them. This dark assertion will be illuminated later on.

Jim drew a package from his overcoat pocket and threw it upon the table.

"Don't make any mistake, Dell," he said, "about me. I don't think there's anything in the way of a haircut or a shave or a shampoo that could make me like my girl any less. But if you'll unwrap that package you may see why you had me going a while at first."

White fingers and nimble tore at the string and paper. And then an ecstatic scream of joy; and then, alas! a quick feminine change to hysterical tears and wails, necessitating the immediate employment of all the comforting powers of the lord of the flat.

For there lay The Combs--the set of combs, side and back, that Della had worshipped long in a Broadway window. Beautiful combs, pure tortoise shell, with jewelled rims--just the shade to wear in the beautiful vanished hair. They were expensive combs, she knew, and her heart had simply craved and yearned over them without the least hope of possession. And now, they were hers, but the tresses that should have adorned the coveted adornments were gone.

But she hugged them to her bosom, and at length she was able to look up with dim eyes and a smile and say: "My hair grows so fast, Jim!"

And them Della leaped up like a little singed cat and cried, "Oh, oh!"

Jim had not yet seen his beautiful present. She held it out to him eagerly upon her open palm. The dull precious metal seemed to flash with a reflection of her bright and ardent spirit.

"Isn't it a dandy, Jim? I hunted all over town to find it. You'll have to look at the time a hundred times a day now. Give me your watch. I want to see how it looks on it."

Instead of obeying, Jim tumbled down on the couch and put his hands under the back of his head and smiled.

"Dell," said he, "let's put our Christmas presents away and keep 'em a while. They're too nice to use just at present. I sold the watch to get the money to buy your combs. And now suppose you put the chops on."

The magi, as you know, were wise men--wonderfully wise men--who brought gifts to the Babe in the manger. They invented the art of giving Christmas presents. Being wise, their gifts were no doubt wise ones, possibly bearing the privilege of exchange in case of duplication. And here I have lamely related to you the uneventful chronicle of two foolish children in a flat who most unwisely sacrificed for each other the greatest treasures of their house. But in a last word to the wise of these days let it be said that of all who give gifts these two were the wisest. Of all who give and receive gifts, such as they are wisest. Everywhere they are wisest. They are the magi.

Comments
  • What a great post!  An interesting amalgam followed by a story well worthy of an encore presentation.  I remember the bittersweet irony I felt as a child when I read it for the first time.  To paraphrase the Book of John, "Greater love hath no others..."

  • Ward Pond 's annual amalgam ( May Glad Tidings be Upon You ) inspired me to do something similar. My

  • In the second of my annual indulgences , I’m “treating” you to a summary of my commuting life this year.

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