One hand full of snake and one hand full of plane...

Monty Coles is my hero.  Of all the bad surprises you can get while flying, this has got to be one of the weirdest.

Man do I wish we were shipping before August 18th!  I tell you what, I'll send a candy bar to the first 3rd party developer who makes this mission.  And you've got to have the one quote in there, or it doesn't count.  I'm not going to say which quote, but you should know...