Special thanks to Bjørn Furuknaps for some of these ideas!. And please leave your own ideas in the comments section. If every single one of my readers leaves one Chuck Norris SharePoint joke, we’ll have an additional 7 added. Rock on!
11.5.2010 update… Migrating this post to new blog provider, and there is no way that I could not migrate these comments!
Lori commented on Monday, October 19, 2009 7:52 PM
Chuck Norris isn't afraid to customize, one look and SharePoint runs at peak performance.
Ryan commented on Monday, October 19, 2009 7:53 PM
ahahaa, Gold stuff, Ok, here's one more. Who's the new graphic designer?, Oh him,.... that's bob. What happened to the other guy? He asked Chuck to change a file in the 12 hive
Dux commented on Monday, October 19, 2009 7:54 PM
Chuck IS the Governance Plan
Karl commented on Monday, October 19, 2009 7:54 PM
Chuck Norris used a SharePoint calculated column to calculate the exact value of pi.
Paula Paul commented on Monday, October 19, 2009 7:55 PM
Chuck does not subscribe to Alerts. He knows what is happening before it happens.
Brian Jackett commented on Monday, October 19, 2009 7:55 PM
Chuck Norris has never seen the SharePoint "Unknown Error" page because nothing is ever unknown or an error to Chuck.
Richie commented on Monday, October 19, 2009 7:55 PM
Chuck norris can active a mutli-scope feature with one click
Jay commented on Monday, October 19, 2009 7:55 PM
Chuck Norris was using SharePoint. He upgraded to SharePain.
Andy Burns commented on Monday, October 19, 2009 7:56 PM
Chuck Norris has as many items in his View as he wants.
Chuck knows how to dispose of an SPSite...
Richard Harbridge commented on Monday, October 19, 2009 7:56 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't search SharePoint. He just stares it down until it gives him what he wants. Chuck Norris never get's unexpected errors with SharePoint because he is always ready for everything. The loading image in SharePoint is a result of it trying to catch up with Chuck's roundhouse kick.
Colin commented on Monday, October 19, 2009 7:56 PM
Chuck Norris isn't just a SharePoint Ranger...wait for it...he's a Texas SharePoint Ranger Chuck Norris has a lightning FAST back-kick
tony commented on Monday, October 19, 2009 7:57 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't think SharePoint is funny
Mike Stevens commented on Monday, October 19, 2009 7:57 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't read SharePoint blogs. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Joe K commented on Monday, October 19, 2009 7:57 PM
Chunck Norris doesn't use VB.NET to customize SharePoint. Chuck Norris will always See Sharp!
Eduardo commented on Monday, October 19, 2009 7:57 PM
If you search for Chuck Norris on SharePoint, you won't find him. He will find you.
Monica commented on Monday, October 19, 2009 11:21 PM
Around Chuck don't bother hiding your web parts. Chuck sees ALL your web parts.
AObi commented on Wednesday, October 28, 2009 6:29 AM
SharePoint 2010 architecture now includes the ability to handle lists of one million plus items, for keeping track of how many people have been roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
Sourcreem commented on Thursday, November 05, 2009 9:11 PM
When Chuck performs an stsadm operation he doesn't need -immediate to schedule the job, it has already occurred.
Derek commented on Thursday, November 05, 2009 9:24 PM
Chuck CAN pick publishing images across site collections and web applications.
Grant commented on Thursday, November 05, 2009 9:25 PM
Chuck doesn't catch SPExceptions, he roundhouse kicks them right back.
Grant commented on Thursday, November 05, 2009 10:05 PM
When check performs an stsadm operation he doesn't need -force. SharePoint detects the power that the enter key is struck with and applies force by default.
Grant commented on Thursday, November 05, 2009 10:09 PM
When Chuck performs an stsadm operation he doesn't need -force. SharePoint detects the power that the enter key is struck with and applies force by default.* *Chuck wouldn't have to fix typos, the typos would fix themselves.
re: Sharing The Point commented on Thursday, November 12, 2009 11:49 AM
Are you sure you have the right Chuck Norris? This guy is in his 60's isn't he? He hung out a lot with that crotchety old fogey McCain last year and I suspect he's ready for the Old Folks Texas Ranger Rest Home.
Keutmann commented on Tuesday, January 05, 2010 5:22 PM
Chuck Norris got SharePoint Server 2010 RTM last week.
Keutmann commented on Wednesday, January 06, 2010 7:10 AM
SharePoint 2010 was Chuck Norris idea.
Ben Zeinz commented on Friday, March 12, 2010 11:17 AM
SharePoint and Chuck Norris are both where documents go to die. Sharepoint Designer only got it's nickname 'Sharepoint Destroyer' after emulating Chuck Norris. SharePoint/Starepoint long load times are just pale attmpt to stare you down ala Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris commented on Tuesday, March 23, 2010 9:29 AM
My name is Chuck Norris and I still work wonders with STS!
Dear 7 Readers, I hope you have been well. The second half of this year has been pretty busy, so
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Is Very funny!!! WHO did this? WOW!!!!
Chuck Norris doesn't check in his cust web part code. The web part code always checks with Chuck first.
When Chuck Norris thinks of a PowerShell command, SharePoint executes it.
Chuck Norris doesn't use the User Profiling Service. He profiles users with his roundhouse kick.