It's official - all of my future coding will be done in LOLCODE.
What - you've never HEARD of LOLCODE? It's the official programming language inspired by the hilarious LOL cat pictures found all over the Internet: http://globalnerdy.com/2007/05/28/lolcode-the-lolcat-programming-language/
Here are some good links to LOL cat pictures - warning - you can waste hours cycling through them all and crying with laughter at some of the more creative ones (yes - I speak from experience):
I find this one to be a perfect example of an LOL cat - it has everything - a modified picture, bad grammar and it hits especially close to home for me . . . but mostly because I have a 7 year old that loves collecting (and showing) Pokemon cards even though he doesn't really know how to play the game (holy crap it is like - complicated - remember when kids used to just play cops and robbers?).