I just got this from a friend of mine:

European heaven :
You are invited to an official dinner. The English welcomes you, the French is cooking, the Italian is making the show and the event is organized by the German.

European hell:
You are invited to an official dinner. The French welcomes you, the English is cooking, a German is making the show but, don’t panic! All is organized by the Italian.

Have a great weekend and let the French cook Smile

Roger