Courtesy of http://www.sysadminday.com/time.html and by way of my colleague in India, Ravi Sankar, here's:
Advice to employees on the proper use of the System Administrator's valuable time
(In following examples, we will substitute the name "Ted" as the System Administrator)
Full list here http://www.sysadminday.com/time.html.
Be sure to tour the gallery while you are on the website...
That's freakin' awesome! Check it http://www.sysadminday.com/horrors.html