I've had a really hard time with my iPaq today. First thing this morning I couldn't get it to connect to anything. For ages I poked about - everything looked fine. Then eventually I found, in the asset viewer, that I had no IP address. I Poke about some more but to no avail, then decided to reset the machine; well that did the trick
Then I set about creating a blog post, again from my iPaq, while sitting inside a session room here at the conference. After what must have been a total of around two hours of tapping time, on and off, at the little on-screen keyboard, I decided to post my blog. I turned the wireles back on and pushed post - nothing appeared to happen. After what I now think was probably a simple case of impatience, I started tapping around to see if I could somehow coax the thing to work and, to keep this story short, I managed to loose all my work!
So now I have resorted to a terminal to publish this post. I'm really annoyed as I had carefully typed some usefull stuff and now I'm in something of a hurry I don't have the time to retrieve all the contents from my own memory; I have to get into town to join my team for an evening meal. However I do have time to leave you with the one, bizzare and most notable event, that's occured since my last post.
The last session I attended yesterday was on SQL Server Integration Services. For some reason I decided to sit on the front row, something I never normally do and something I don't intend ever doing again. The speaker was the lead developer for Integration Services, Ashivini ?????, I can't remember his second name right now. After about 10 minutes into his presentation he looked across at me and then just stopped speaking. Feeling jet lagged and conference fatigued, a sense of strange unease came over me. I hadn't been following his words closely over the last couple of minutes and so now I tried to rewind his words in an attempt to find a clue to the pause and his examining stare. Then he suddenly said something along the lines of, "Are you John Mac Enroe... well you look just like him, I really thought you were John Mac Enroe." Naturally the audience erupted into raptuous laughter.
That'll be Ashvini Sharma (<a rel="nofollow" target="_new" href="http://blogs.msdn.com/ashvinis/archive/2005/07/28/444703.aspx">http://blogs.msdn.com/ashvinis/archive/2005/07/28/444703.aspx</a>)
<br>I'm sure he'd be amused to read this :)
I think Ashvini Sharma is the guy you're talking about. His blog is at: <a rel="nofollow" target="_new" href="http://www.sqljunkies.com/WebLog/ashvinis/default.aspx">http://www.sqljunkies.com/WebLog/ashvinis/default.aspx</a>
Yes, it was me. Sorry, Mat!
<br>Didn't mean to put you on the spot, but, man! I've never had that experience before, first time for everything!
No problems Ashvini. If I had been quick enough, I should have said something along the lines of "You can't be serious!".
Mat, does this mean that you are available for tennis / anger management lessons?
No - but I will consider opening shopping centres etc, for a fee of course