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  • Blog Post: Brachycephalic Dogs and making search SEO pretty

    Brachycephaly in dogs means that they have noses that are shorter than their faces are wide. Well, it is just one of the traits. But we have all seen them. Pugs, Bull dogs, Peckingese, Shih Tzu, and Yorkshire Terrier's are all examples of dogs whose noses are shorter than their faces are wide. And it...
  • Blog Post: Sold by weight, not by volume

    So I'm sitting at the breakfast table this morning doing what 99.85% of Americans do every morning. Read the cereal box. And in the corner it says, "Sold by weight, not by volume." So I ask my daughter, "how many people do you think actually know what that means?" She says to me, probably very few. So...
  • Blog Post: REST assured, C is useless and other irascible, single phylanges salutes

    [ed. For those of you a little confused, this article attempts to take a funny story and then turn it into a high ranking search result like: http://www.bing.com/search?q=sharepoint+rest+assured and thereby making it funny as well. In the end, Rest assured, C# with SharePoint search is the way to go...
  • Blog Post: Google plays nice and It's all fun and games until someone pokes out an I

    Microsoft without an I is just Mcrosoft. Inoun without an I is just a noun. Which is what I am. So I have an answer to all of the silly silliness of Google "cheating" and "Bing stealing" lately. Every time they don't play nice in the sandbox with each other, we start removing vowels or consonants...
  • Blog Post: Where did THAT come from? And other Inoun fat boy associations.

    After our last journey together in phlegm land, a rabid Inoun reader asked, "Where did that come from?" Honestly, I don't know. But that wasn't really what he was asking. I think what he was really asking was, "Are you okay? Did something bad happen that I should know about or that I can help you with...
  • Blog Post: Rabid readers and Fat Boy's are tasty

    Our story today starts with Hansel and Gretel and a cannibalistic witch. As you know, the witch was hungry and wanted to tempt, fatten up, and put the poor, billable hours non-compliant Hansel into the oven. Hansel and Gretel were of course smarter than the bean counting, finger bone measuring witch...
  • Blog Post: Fun Search Games with Olivia Wilde, SEO, Hair, Tron, Koobface, Legacy, Rettiwt, and how to train your search dragon

    The other day a ridiculously rabid reader, who shall remain heretofore anonymous, Alex, an Englished major, brilliant computer person, wondered, "How do you play Inoun Search Games?" (if you don't really care, skip down a few paragraphs to our main story in section II.) Well it is simple really. First...
  • Blog Post: Learn how to SEO with Google Bing with SEO for SharePoint Search

    It's simple really. DON'T DO STUPID THINGS. If you want to seo with google, google and seo, seo to google, learn how to seo, see how to seo, and well frankly find great seo tips, the number one thing to not do, is well, DO STUPID THINGS. You said that already Inoun. But I really do...
  • Blog Post: SharePoint !@#$, expletives and other cuss words I swear with...

    I swear at SharePoint! Oh, uh, no... I got that wrong. I mean, "I swear by SharePoint!" Did you see how that little simple useless stop word, that so often gets removed, and we talked about the other day can really mess you up? We (the four of us; me, myself, I, and Inoun) have been writing about...
  • Blog Post: Home Owners, Death, Taxes and Other Associations: part 2

    I knew I was in trouble. A lot of trouble. And I just knew it. You know how you get that really sick feeling in the pit of your stomach? And it aches. You absolutely just know you are in for a big, bad ride. And the worst part is that you just don't know when. When we purchased our second house, after...
  • Blog Post: Everybody's mean

    I mean it. Peanut. As a group, combined, we are mean. Average that is. Any mathematician will tell you this. And what does search know about this? C how hard this is to figure out? Just think about it. If we can't figure out the difference between mean, mean, and mean, how is a search engine supposed...
  • Blog Post: Inoun - do we really need another blog?

    I was joking around with a friend of mine the other day, and he told me that, "I have an over-exuberance in my verbosity." It is true, and sadly, I must concur. It comes easy to me. So the only response that I could come up with at the time was, "I should write a blog." To which he responded at the...
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