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Cowboys, Aliens, Olivia Wilde Hair and Chiffon dresses
What pray tell are you talking about Inoun? It's pretty simple. Veebs at her Iverb blog decided to be cleaver, or clever , as the case may be, but not as cleaver as Olivia Wilde that is, and created a word, which by the way, she doesn't even know the meaning of. And the word is chiffian. Serially...
31 Jul 2011
Chiffian? Midup? Xyzzy?
Chiffian. Really? Children.... Yes, that is what my cousin wrote about. Veebs.... tsk, tsk, tsk. Did she even look up the word? So if you go look up the word chiff, you find a few nice definitions, and a few not so nice ones. So what to do, what to do.... What to do....? I guess I will have...
31 Jul 2011
Google and other unmentionables...
Just because you can't do something doesn't mean that you should. For some reason this comes up all of the time when raising teanagers. I am not sure why. The same can be said for SEO and search engines like Google or Bing. The art of SEOing is a sub-title one (yes I know). And it all comes back to the...
27 Jun 2011
Brachycephalic Dogs and making search SEO pretty
Brachycephaly in dogs means that they have noses that are shorter than their faces are wide. Well, it is just one of the traits. But we have all seen them. Pugs, Bull dogs, Peckingese, Shih Tzu, and Yorkshire Terrier's are all examples of dogs whose noses are shorter than their faces are wide. And it...
16 May 2011
Sold by weight, not by volume
So I'm sitting at the breakfast table this morning doing what 99.85% of Americans do every morning. Read the cereal box. And in the corner it says, "Sold by weight, not by volume." So I ask my daughter, "how many people do you think actually know what that means?" She says to me, probably very few. So...
16 May 2011
Ex Spec Tation
[ed. Ex Pec Tation - a search before the article revealed nothing useful. A query after this article posted revealed the article as number 1. http://www.bing.com/search?q=ex+spec+tation You see, you can make up new words and get better results. Ex pec tation or ex spec tation. Who would have expected...
11 May 2011
About: "Microsoft's Bing uses google search results and denies it", Bing SEO, learn SEO, Britney Spears, Olivia Wilde, and other search fat boy fat burning furnace "improvements"... torsorophy, tarsorrhaphy, hiybbprqag
[ This is great! After this article first published, we had some very interesting first results back. Since then the rules have changed, and it appears that the article has been completely down listed. It is unclear at this point if this was intentional or a random act that we received spill over benefits...
31 Mar 2011
Rest assured, C is useless, and other irascible phalanges salutes part due
If you hadn't figured it out yet, phalanges was misspelled last time. Yes, on porpoise. So why a second article? Well, I didn't finish the conversation we had last time. If you missed the last article, you really need to read it first. This one won't make any sense at all if you don't read it. http:...
21 Mar 2011
Bing Steals Google Search Results
A reader was pretty upset with me about my blog entry about search, Bing and stealing Google results. He called me an idiot. To which I must confess that I agree with him. I am an idiot. About a great many things. But, as anyone who reads my blog knows, what he should have really called me is a hair...
7 Mar 2011
Conservation and the irony of going green
[ed. A few minutes after this article was published, we got this number one search hit: http://www.bing.com/search?q=green+irony ] Alex, this buds for you. So the three of us at Inoun were thinking about irony the other day. And it occurs to us that the reason search, searching and search SEO are...
4 Mar 2011
Google plays nice and It's all fun and games until someone pokes out an I
Microsoft without an I is just Mcrosoft. Inoun without an I is just a noun. Which is what I am. So I have an answer to all of the silly silliness of Google "cheating" and "Bing stealing" lately. Every time they don't play nice in the sandbox with each other, we start removing vowels or consonants...
7 Feb 2011
Bumbering and Google accuses Microsoft of cheating, stealing, copying code and misleading search results
[ed. After this article posted we got the first result on Google for "bumbering google" http://www.google.com/search?q=bumbering+google ] Hm. As you saw in yesterday's blog entry, it's really not that hard to get a search engine to display your web page as the number one result. Showing mispelled...
7 Feb 2011
Google and Bing steal, copy, invent the Internet and steal Facebook results part II
[ed. After publishing this article, we were able to get the #1 result on Google for: "Google invents Bing" And not to be outdone, Bing fights back and pronounces: Bing invents the Internet ] Of course they are! Well, not really like you are thinking mind you. Facebook is almost always the number one...
6 Feb 2011
Google steals Bing search results Google uses Bing search results, fat boy fat burning furnace, torsoraphy, tarsorrhapy, hiybbprqag, delhipublicschool40, chdjob, juegosdeben1ogrande
[ed. Just after this article was released, we got the first result in google for: http://www.google.com/search?q=google+steals+the+word+stupid . Does this mean they are now stealing the word stupid and all of the results? :-)] What's the difference between lying, cheating and stealing? Clearly the...
4 Feb 2011
Where did THAT come from? And other Inoun fat boy associations.
After our last journey together in phlegm land, a rabid Inoun reader asked, "Where did that come from?" Honestly, I don't know. But that wasn't really what he was asking. I think what he was really asking was, "Are you okay? Did something bad happen that I should know about or that I can help you with...
28 Jan 2011
Phlegmatic, phlegm, humorous labotomies, sanguine phlebotomies, and choleric, humouristic psychology
I often, with a high probability and chance of unusual philanthropy, am generally quite a bit phlegmatic with a sprinkle of choleric and sanguine thrown in for good measure. Yes, there is a point to all of this. The other day, while walking through a local hospital, I noticed a sign. It said "Phlebotomy...
26 Jan 2011
fat burning furnace scam farce macs scam, words that sound funny scam google elgoog, bing gnib, oracle elcaro, fat burning furnace scam sham flame farce ecanruf gninrub taf, and other words that sound not so funny together
[ed. Is it possible to write an article about an SEO scam, farce, and "fix" companies who have tried to rip you off by owning every search result? Yes! Within minutes, Inoun was able to get to the top of the search results by writing an article of actual content and value. http://www.bing.com/search...
12 Jan 2011
Scam, Scams, Fat Burning Furnace, and other SEO diputs stupid companies
[ed. Click http://www.bing.com/search?q=stupid+fat+burning+furnace I was able to beat them at their own game by writing just one article. Unfortunately, other terms will have to wait.] Want to know how to detect a scam? Any scam? Well, probably someone you may not want to do business with anyway....
8 Jan 2011
Rabid readers and Fat Boy's are tasty
Our story today starts with Hansel and Gretel and a cannibalistic witch. As you know, the witch was hungry and wanted to tempt, fatten up, and put the poor, billable hours non-compliant Hansel into the oven. Hansel and Gretel were of course smarter than the bean counting, finger bone measuring witch...
6 Jan 2011
Fun Search Games with Olivia Wilde, SEO, Hair, Tron, Koobface, Legacy, Rettiwt, and how to train your search dragon
The other day a ridiculously rabid reader, who shall remain heretofore anonymous, Alex, an Englished major, brilliant computer person, wondered, "How do you play Inoun Search Games?" (if you don't really care, skip down a few paragraphs to our main story in section II.) Well it is simple really. First...
4 Jan 2011
Learning SEO, Bing, Windows Server, Syntactical Sugar, Home Owners, Death, Tron Legacy, Hair, Billable Hours and other Associations
How do you create and learn best practices for SEO? I am glad you asked! Sure there are those who will tell you, (and usually charge you) to cheat the Internets, but eventually, as we have talked about and discussed, it (the Internets) will catch up to you. And then you will be, as they say in the business...
22 Dec 2010
Learn how to SEO with Bing to Google part 2
Werrwe interwesting... The spearmint worked. That's all I have to say. Well, not really. About the talking part that is. This is Inoun we are talking about. But based on what I learn Ed from yesterday's article, besides that everyone loved it, is that Bing and Google clearly do SEO differently. I...
15 Dec 2010
Learn how to SEO with Google Bing with SEO for SharePoint Search
It's simple really. DON'T DO STUPID THINGS. If you want to seo with google, google and seo, seo to google, learn how to seo, see how to seo, and well frankly find great seo tips, the number one thing to not do, is well, DO STUPID THINGS. You said that already Inoun. But I really do...
14 Dec 2010
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