What pray tell are you talking about Inoun? It's pretty simple. Veebs at her Iverb blog decided to be cleaver, or clever , as the case may be, but not as cleaver as Olivia Wilde that is, and created a word, which by the way, she doesn't even know the meaning of. And the word is chiffian. Serially...

Chiffian. Really? Children.... Yes, that is what my cousin wrote about. Veebs.... tsk, tsk, tsk. Did she even look up the word? So if you go look up the word chiff, you find a few nice definitions, and a few not so nice ones. So what to do, what to do.... What to do....? I guess I will have...

Just because you can't do something doesn't mean that you should. For some reason this comes up all of the time when raising teanagers. I am not sure why. The same can be said for SEO and search engines like Google or Bing. The art of SEOing is a sub-title one (yes I know). And it all comes back to the...

Brachycephaly in dogs means that they have noses that are shorter than their faces are wide. Well, it is just one of the traits. But we have all seen them. Pugs, Bull dogs, Peckingese, Shih Tzu, and Yorkshire Terrier's are all examples of dogs whose noses are shorter than their faces are wide. And it...

So I'm sitting at the breakfast table this morning doing what 99.85% of Americans do every morning. Read the cereal box. And in the corner it says, "Sold by weight, not by volume." So I ask my daughter, "how many people do you think actually know what that means?" She says to me, probably very few. So...

[ed. Ex Pec Tation - a search before the article revealed nothing useful. A query after this article posted revealed the article as number 1. http://www.bing.com/search?q=ex+spec+tation You see, you can make up new words and get better results. Ex pec tation or ex spec tation. Who would have expected...

[ This is great! After this article first published, we had some very interesting first results back. Since then the rules have changed, and it appears that the article has been completely down listed. It is unclear at this point if this was intentional or a random act that we received spill over benefits...

If you hadn't figured it out yet, phalanges was misspelled last time. Yes, on porpoise. So why a second article? Well, I didn't finish the conversation we had last time. If you missed the last article, you really need to read it first. This one won't make any sense at all if you don't read it. http:...

A reader was pretty upset with me about my blog entry about search, Bing and stealing Google results. He called me an idiot. To which I must confess that I agree with him. I am an idiot. About a great many things. But, as anyone who reads my blog knows, what he should have really called me is a hair...

[ed. A few minutes after this article was published, we got this number one search hit: http://www.bing.com/search?q=green+irony ] Alex, this buds for you. So the three of us at Inoun were thinking about irony the other day. And it occurs to us that the reason search, searching and search SEO are...

Microsoft without an I is just Mcrosoft. Inoun without an I is just a noun. Which is what I am. So I have an answer to all of the silly silliness of Google "cheating" and "Bing stealing" lately. Every time they don't play nice in the sandbox with each other, we start removing vowels or consonants...

[ed. After this article posted we got the first result on Google for "bumbering google" http://www.google.com/search?q=bumbering+google ] Hm. As you saw in yesterday's blog entry, it's really not that hard to get a search engine to display your web page as the number one result. Showing mispelled...

[ed. After publishing this article, we were able to get the #1 result on Google for: "Google invents Bing" And not to be outdone, Bing fights back and pronounces: Bing invents the Internet ] Of course they are! Well, not really like you are thinking mind you. Facebook is almost always the number one...

[ed. Just after this article was released, we got the first result in google for: http://www.google.com/search?q=google+steals+the+word+stupid . Does this mean they are now stealing the word stupid and all of the results? :-)] What's the difference between lying, cheating and stealing? Clearly the...

After our last journey together in phlegm land, a rabid Inoun reader asked, "Where did that come from?" Honestly, I don't know. But that wasn't really what he was asking. I think what he was really asking was, "Are you okay? Did something bad happen that I should know about or that I can help you with...

I often, with a high probability and chance of unusual philanthropy, am generally quite a bit phlegmatic with a sprinkle of choleric and sanguine thrown in for good measure. Yes, there is a point to all of this. The other day, while walking through a local hospital, I noticed a sign. It said "Phlebotomy...

[ed. Is it possible to write an article about an SEO scam, farce, and "fix" companies who have tried to rip you off by owning every search result? Yes! Within minutes, Inoun was able to get to the top of the search results by writing an article of actual content and value. http://www.bing.com/search...

[ed. Click http://www.bing.com/search?q=stupid+fat+burning+furnace I was able to beat them at their own game by writing just one article. Unfortunately, other terms will have to wait.] Want to know how to detect a scam? Any scam? Well, probably someone you may not want to do business with anyway....

Our story today starts with Hansel and Gretel and a cannibalistic witch. As you know, the witch was hungry and wanted to tempt, fatten up, and put the poor, billable hours non-compliant Hansel into the oven. Hansel and Gretel were of course smarter than the bean counting, finger bone measuring witch...

The other day a ridiculously rabid reader, who shall remain heretofore anonymous, Alex, an Englished major, brilliant computer person, wondered, "How do you play Inoun Search Games?" (if you don't really care, skip down a few paragraphs to our main story in section II.) Well it is simple really. First...

How do you create and learn best practices for SEO? I am glad you asked! Sure there are those who will tell you, (and usually charge you) to cheat the Internets, but eventually, as we have talked about and discussed, it (the Internets) will catch up to you. And then you will be, as they say in the business...

Werrwe interwesting... The spearmint worked. That's all I have to say. Well, not really. About the talking part that is. This is Inoun we are talking about. But based on what I learn Ed from yesterday's article, besides that everyone loved it, is that Bing and Google clearly do SEO differently. I...

It's simple really. DON'T DO STUPID THINGS. If you want to seo with google, google and seo, seo to google, learn how to seo, see how to seo, and well frankly find great seo tips, the number one thing to not do, is well, DO STUPID THINGS. You said that already Inoun. But I really do...