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  • Blog Post: Google and other unmentionables...

    Just because you can't do something doesn't mean that you should. For some reason this comes up all of the time when raising teanagers. I am not sure why. The same can be said for SEO and search engines like Google or Bing. The art of SEOing is a sub-title one (yes I know). And it all comes back to the...
  • Blog Post: Brachycephalic Dogs and making search SEO pretty

    Brachycephaly in dogs means that they have noses that are shorter than their faces are wide. Well, it is just one of the traits. But we have all seen them. Pugs, Bull dogs, Peckingese, Shih Tzu, and Yorkshire Terrier's are all examples of dogs whose noses are shorter than their faces are wide. And it...
  • Blog Post: About: "Microsoft's Bing uses google search results and denies it", Bing SEO, learn SEO, Britney Spears, Olivia Wilde, and other search fat boy fat burning furnace "improvements"... torsorophy, tarsorrhaphy, hiybbprqag

    [ This is great! After this article first published, we had some very interesting first results back. Since then the rules have changed, and it appears that the article has been completely down listed. It is unclear at this point if this was intentional or a random act that we received spill over benefits...
  • Blog Post: Rest assured, C is useless, and other irascible phalanges salutes part due

    If you hadn't figured it out yet, phalanges was misspelled last time. Yes, on porpoise. So why a second article? Well, I didn't finish the conversation we had last time. If you missed the last article, you really need to read it first. This one won't make any sense at all if you don't read it. http:...
  • Blog Post: REST assured, C is useless and other irascible, single phylanges salutes

    [ed. For those of you a little confused, this article attempts to take a funny story and then turn it into a high ranking search result like: http://www.bing.com/search?q=sharepoint+rest+assured and thereby making it funny as well. In the end, Rest assured, C# with SharePoint search is the way to go...
  • Blog Post: Conservation and the irony of going green

    [ed. A few minutes after this article was published, we got this number one search hit: http://www.bing.com/search?q=green+irony ] Alex, this buds for you. So the three of us at Inoun were thinking about irony the other day. And it occurs to us that the reason search, searching and search SEO are...
  • Blog Post: Google and Bing steal, copy, invent the Internet and steal Facebook results part II

    [ed. After publishing this article, we were able to get the #1 result on Google for: "Google invents Bing" And not to be outdone, Bing fights back and pronounces: Bing invents the Internet ] Of course they are! Well, not really like you are thinking mind you. Facebook is almost always the number one...
  • Blog Post: Where did THAT come from? And other Inoun fat boy associations.

    After our last journey together in phlegm land, a rabid Inoun reader asked, "Where did that come from?" Honestly, I don't know. But that wasn't really what he was asking. I think what he was really asking was, "Are you okay? Did something bad happen that I should know about or that I can help you with...
  • Blog Post: Phlegmatic, phlegm, humorous labotomies, sanguine phlebotomies, and choleric, humouristic psychology

    I often, with a high probability and chance of unusual philanthropy, am generally quite a bit phlegmatic with a sprinkle of choleric and sanguine thrown in for good measure. Yes, there is a point to all of this. The other day, while walking through a local hospital, I noticed a sign. It said "Phlebotomy...
  • Blog Post: fat burning furnace scam farce macs scam, words that sound funny scam google elgoog, bing gnib, oracle elcaro, fat burning furnace scam sham flame farce ecanruf gninrub taf, and other words that sound not so funny together

    [ed. Is it possible to write an article about an SEO scam, farce, and "fix" companies who have tried to rip you off by owning every search result? Yes! Within minutes, Inoun was able to get to the top of the search results by writing an article of actual content and value. http://www.bing.com/search...
  • Blog Post: Rabid readers and Fat Boy's are tasty

    Our story today starts with Hansel and Gretel and a cannibalistic witch. As you know, the witch was hungry and wanted to tempt, fatten up, and put the poor, billable hours non-compliant Hansel into the oven. Hansel and Gretel were of course smarter than the bean counting, finger bone measuring witch...
  • Blog Post: koobecaf?

    Okay. I will keep this one simple. The way to think about search is that all words on the Internet are shared between all of us. It is like living in a clean mountain lake or often, quite frankly the opposite, living in Ainrofilac. All words are free. And we can make up new ones. Anyone can. And when...
  • Blog Post: Fun Search Games with Olivia Wilde, SEO, Hair, Tron, Koobface, Legacy, Rettiwt, and how to train your search dragon

    The other day a ridiculously rabid reader, who shall remain heretofore anonymous, Alex, an Englished major, brilliant computer person, wondered, "How do you play Inoun Search Games?" (if you don't really care, skip down a few paragraphs to our main story in section II.) Well it is simple really. First...
  • Blog Post: Learning SEO, Bing, Windows Server, Syntactical Sugar, Home Owners, Death, Tron Legacy, Hair, Billable Hours and other Associations

    How do you create and learn best practices for SEO? I am glad you asked! Sure there are those who will tell you, (and usually charge you) to cheat the Internets, but eventually, as we have talked about and discussed, it (the Internets) will catch up to you. And then you will be, as they say in the business...
  • Blog Post: Learn how to SEO with Bing to Google part 2

    Werrwe interwesting... The spearmint worked. That's all I have to say. Well, not really. About the talking part that is. This is Inoun we are talking about. But based on what I learn Ed from yesterday's article, besides that everyone loved it, is that Bing and Google clearly do SEO differently. I...
  • Blog Post: Learn how to SEO with Google Bing with SEO for SharePoint Search

    It's simple really. DON'T DO STUPID THINGS. If you want to seo with google, google and seo, seo to google, learn how to seo, see how to seo, and well frankly find great seo tips, the number one thing to not do, is well, DO STUPID THINGS. You said that already Inoun. But I really do...
  • Blog Post: Tron Legacy Movie SharePoint SEO Bing Search TLA and other Acronyms....

    Inoun what does this mean (yada yada)? I am glad you asked. But first the disclaimer. All product names, all acronyms, and all trademarks, unless otherwise noted, are trademarks and/or trade dress their respective companies. The names of actual companies and products mentioned in materials appearing...
  • Blog Post: SharePoint !@#$, expletives and other cuss words I swear with...

    I swear at SharePoint! Oh, uh, no... I got that wrong. I mean, "I swear by SharePoint!" Did you see how that little simple useless stop word, that so often gets removed, and we talked about the other day can really mess you up? We (the four of us; me, myself, I, and Inoun) have been writing about...
  • Blog Post: Home owners associations mean death?

    It worked! All of the previous posts that is... If you look on the righthand sidebar, you will see a number of new winning search entries in our ongoing People vs. Inoun games. It was actually surprising to me how easy it has been to associate the word death with Home owners associations(HOA)'s. Homeowners...
  • Blog Post: Home Owners, Death, Taxes and Other Associations: part 2

    I knew I was in trouble. A lot of trouble. And I just knew it. You know how you get that really sick feeling in the pit of your stomach? And it aches. You absolutely just know you are in for a big, bad ride. And the worst part is that you just don't know when. When we purchased our second house, after...
  • Blog Post: Anybody Wanna Peanut?

    A long while ago in a galaxy far, far away, my children made me watch a show. "The Princess Bride." (had you going there didn't I?) In it, two of the main characters were playing a rhyming game and one of the characters " tires" of the whole rhyming exercise, and says, "Stop rhyming and I mean it." To...
  • Blog Post: Schadenfreude

    Today, in the U.S., we are celebrating Thanksgiving. What a wonderful day! So why the title? What does it even mean? German is such an interesting language. And I sometimes really wonder if searching German text would be a tonne easier. The reason is simple. German has this interesting knack of combining...
  • Blog Post: Inoun - do we really need another blog?

    I was joking around with a friend of mine the other day, and he told me that, "I have an over-exuberance in my verbosity." It is true, and sadly, I must concur. It comes easy to me. So the only response that I could come up with at the time was, "I should write a blog." To which he responded at the...
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