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Search and Other Linguistical Magic. Syntactical sugar and creating search. Learn SEO. Making search better, smarter, stronger, faster. The fun side of search. Finding, learning, exploring and creating great search experiences with Bing, SharePoint.
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Chiffian? Midup? Xyzzy?
Chiffian. Really? Children.... Yes, that is what my cousin wrote about. Veebs.... tsk, tsk, tsk. Did she even look up the word? So if you go look up the word chiff, you find a few nice definitions, and a few not so nice ones. So what to do, what to do.... What to do....? I guess I will have...
31 Jul 2011
Google and other unmentionables...
Just because you can't do something doesn't mean that you should. For some reason this comes up all of the time when raising teanagers. I am not sure why. The same can be said for SEO and search engines like Google or Bing. The art of SEOing is a sub-title one (yes I know). And it all comes back to the...
27 Jun 2011
Sold by weight, not by volume
So I'm sitting at the breakfast table this morning doing what 99.85% of Americans do every morning. Read the cereal box. And in the corner it says, "Sold by weight, not by volume." So I ask my daughter, "how many people do you think actually know what that means?" She says to me, probably very few. So...
16 May 2011
Rest assured, C is useless, and other irascible phalanges salutes part due
If you hadn't figured it out yet, phalanges was misspelled last time. Yes, on porpoise. So why a second article? Well, I didn't finish the conversation we had last time. If you missed the last article, you really need to read it first. This one won't make any sense at all if you don't read it. http:...
21 Mar 2011
REST assured, C is useless and other irascible, single phylanges salutes
[ed. For those of you a little confused, this article attempts to take a funny story and then turn it into a high ranking search result like: http://www.bing.com/search?q=sharepoint+rest+assured and thereby making it funny as well. In the end, Rest assured, C# with SharePoint search is the way to go...
21 Mar 2011
Google plays nice and It's all fun and games until someone pokes out an I
Microsoft without an I is just Mcrosoft. Inoun without an I is just a noun. Which is what I am. So I have an answer to all of the silly silliness of Google "cheating" and "Bing stealing" lately. Every time they don't play nice in the sandbox with each other, we start removing vowels or consonants...
7 Feb 2011
Google and Bing steal, copy, invent the Internet and steal Facebook results part II
[ed. After publishing this article, we were able to get the #1 result on Google for: "Google invents Bing" And not to be outdone, Bing fights back and pronounces: Bing invents the Internet ] Of course they are! Well, not really like you are thinking mind you. Facebook is almost always the number one...
7 Feb 2011
Google steals Bing search results Google uses Bing search results, fat boy fat burning furnace, torsoraphy, tarsorrhapy, hiybbprqag, delhipublicschool40, chdjob, juegosdeben1ogrande
[ed. Just after this article was released, we got the first result in google for: http://www.google.com/search?q=google+steals+the+word+stupid . Does this mean they are now stealing the word stupid and all of the results? :-)] What's the difference between lying, cheating and stealing? Clearly the...
4 Feb 2011
Phlegmatic, phlegm, humorous labotomies, sanguine phlebotomies, and choleric, humouristic psychology
I often, with a high probability and chance of unusual philanthropy, am generally quite a bit phlegmatic with a sprinkle of choleric and sanguine thrown in for good measure. Yes, there is a point to all of this. The other day, while walking through a local hospital, I noticed a sign. It said "Phlebotomy...
27 Jan 2011
fat burning furnace scam farce macs scam, words that sound funny scam google elgoog, bing gnib, oracle elcaro, fat burning furnace scam sham flame farce ecanruf gninrub taf, and other words that sound not so funny together
[ed. Is it possible to write an article about an SEO scam, farce, and "fix" companies who have tried to rip you off by owning every search result? Yes! Within minutes, Inoun was able to get to the top of the search results by writing an article of actual content and value. http://www.bing.com/search...
12 Jan 2011
Rabid readers and Fat Boy's are tasty
Our story today starts with Hansel and Gretel and a cannibalistic witch. As you know, the witch was hungry and wanted to tempt, fatten up, and put the poor, billable hours non-compliant Hansel into the oven. Hansel and Gretel were of course smarter than the bean counting, finger bone measuring witch...
6 Jan 2011
Okay. I will keep this one simple. The way to think about search is that all words on the Internet are shared between all of us. It is like living in a clean mountain lake or often, quite frankly the opposite, living in Ainrofilac. All words are free. And we can make up new ones. Anyone can. And when...
5 Jan 2011
Fun Search Games with Olivia Wilde, SEO, Hair, Tron, Koobface, Legacy, Rettiwt, and how to train your search dragon
The other day a ridiculously rabid reader, who shall remain heretofore anonymous, Alex, an Englished major, brilliant computer person, wondered, "How do you play Inoun Search Games?" (if you don't really care, skip down a few paragraphs to our main story in section II.) Well it is simple really. First...
4 Jan 2011
Learning SEO, Bing, Windows Server, Syntactical Sugar, Home Owners, Death, Tron Legacy, Hair, Billable Hours and other Associations
How do you create and learn best practices for SEO? I am glad you asked! Sure there are those who will tell you, (and usually charge you) to cheat the Internets, but eventually, as we have talked about and discussed, it (the Internets) will catch up to you. And then you will be, as they say in the business...
22 Dec 2010
Learn how to SEO with Bing to Google part 2
Werrwe interwesting... The spearmint worked. That's all I have to say. Well, not really. About the talking part that is. This is Inoun we are talking about. But based on what I learn Ed from yesterday's article, besides that everyone loved it, is that Bing and Google clearly do SEO differently. I...
15 Dec 2010
Learn how to SEO with Google Bing with SEO for SharePoint Search
It's simple really. DON'T DO STUPID THINGS. If you want to seo with google, google and seo, seo to google, learn how to seo, see how to seo, and well frankly find great seo tips, the number one thing to not do, is well, DO STUPID THINGS. You said that already Inoun. But I really do...
14 Dec 2010
Tron Legacy Movie SharePoint SEO Bing Search TLA and other Acronyms....
Inoun what does this mean (yada yada)? I am glad you asked. But first the disclaimer. All product names, all acronyms, and all trademarks, unless otherwise noted, are trademarks and/or trade dress their respective companies. The names of actual companies and products mentioned in materials appearing...
13 Dec 2010
SharePoint !@#$, expletives and other cuss words I swear with...
I swear at SharePoint! Oh, uh, no... I got that wrong. I mean, "I swear by SharePoint!" Did you see how that little simple useless stop word, that so often gets removed, and we talked about the other day can really mess you up? We (the four of us; me, myself, I, and Inoun) have been writing about...
8 Dec 2010
Home owners associations mean death?
It worked! All of the previous posts that is... If you look on the righthand sidebar, you will see a number of new winning search entries in our ongoing People vs. Inoun games. It was actually surprising to me how easy it has been to associate the word death with Home owners associations(HOA)'s. Homeowners...
5 Dec 2010
I mean it. Peanut. As a group, combined, we are mean. Average that is. Any mathematician will tell you this. And what does search know about this? C how hard this is to figure out? Just think about it. If we can't figure out the difference between mean, mean, and mean, how is a search engine supposed...
30 Nov 2010
How search works
Wanna C some thin really cool? http://www.bing.com/search?q=Orange+Car+Orange+County+John+Smith+Auto+Disneyland Well, cool until the bean counters mess with it. But did you notice? (If it still works), the first result should be yours truely. And it has nothing to do with any of the words. No orange...
24 Nov 2010
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