[Funnies] My Replication

Sorry to Mr. Townsend and Mr. Daltry of the Who.  Their version was WAAAAAY better.

My Replication

Sql servers going d-down (Talkin' 'bout my replication)
Data's droppin' on the ground (Talkin' 'bout my replication)
Stripe set in there's gettin' old (Talkin' 'bout my replication)
Stupid tech was pretty bold (Talkin' 'bout my replication)

I need my replication
I need my replication dummy

I think I'm gonna ph-phreak out (Talkin' 'bout my replication)
My b-boss caught me cheapin a-a-away (Talkin' 'bout my replication)
Trying to avoid file, re-re-recreation (Talkin' 'bout my replication)
I'm just tryin' to setup re-re-replication (Talkin' 'bout my replication)

Gimme replication
Gimme replication or shoot me

My email systems goin' down (Talkin' 'bout my replication)
A little more uptime's all I n-n-need (Talkin' 'bout my replication)
Mail queues can't handle this log g-g-generation (Talkin' 'bout my replication)
I need to enable my re-re-replication (Talkin' 'bout my replication)

That damn replication
That damn replication could save me

The IIS and AD are blown away (Talkin' 'bout my replication)
Mirror them, dupe them, save my day (Talkin' 'bout my replication)
My boss looks at me so c-c-cold (Talkin' 'bout my replication)
I think the company will probably fold (Talkin' 'bout my replication)

I should've used replication
I didn't and now I fired.