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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://blogs.technet.com/utility/FeedStylesheets/atom.xsl" media="screen"?><feed xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xml:lang="en-US"><title type="html">Haphazard thoughts and such</title><subtitle type="html" /><id>http://blogs.technet.com/b/audi5000/atom.aspx</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://blogs.technet.com/b/audi5000/" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://blogs.technet.com/b/audi5000/atom.aspx" /><generator uri="http://telligent.com" version="5.6.50428.7875">Telligent Evolution Platform Developer Build (Build: 5.6.50428.7875)</generator><updated>2009-12-03T20:36:00Z</updated><entry><title>I'm back!!!</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://blogs.technet.com/b/audi5000/archive/2013/01/31/i-m-back.aspx" /><id>http://blogs.technet.com/b/audi5000/archive/2013/01/31/i-m-back.aspx</id><published>2013-01-31T21:42:54Z</published><updated>2013-01-31T21:42:54Z</updated><content type="html">&lt;p&gt;Actually, I haven't been gone, just forgot about this blog...&amp;nbsp; Maybe I will have time to continue adding content?&amp;nbsp; We'll see....&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;-Blake&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://blogs.technet.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=3549681" width="1" height="1"&gt;</content><author><name>Blake Morrison - MSFT</name><uri>http://blogs.technet.com/bem1_4000_hotmail.com/ProfileUrlRedirect.ashx</uri></author></entry><entry><title>What is Audi5000 you ask?</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://blogs.technet.com/b/audi5000/archive/2009/12/03/what-is-audi5000-you-ask.aspx" /><id>http://blogs.technet.com/b/audi5000/archive/2009/12/03/what-is-audi5000-you-ask.aspx</id><published>2009-12-03T20:36:00Z</published><updated>2009-12-03T20:36:00Z</updated><content type="html">An adjective desribing one or more people who intend on leaving a particular place. Audi's model 5000 sedan was plagued with a problem charcterized by unintended acceleration, in which drivers' complained that the vehicle lurched forward when their foot was on the brake pedal. In reality, it turned out that the acclerator and brake pedals were unusually close together. This is why Audi 5000 is associated with leaving quickly, because that is what this vehicle did when some old fartknocker hit the gas instead of the brakes.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://blogs.technet.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=3298250" width="1" height="1"&gt;</content><author><name>Blake Morrison - MSFT</name><uri>http://blogs.technet.com/bem1_4000_hotmail.com/ProfileUrlRedirect.ashx</uri></author></entry></feed>