More bad Chuck Norris one liners: You don't get access unless Chuck Norris says you get access. The Chuck Norris array starts and ends on 1, because Chuck Norris is never a zero. Chuck Norris' PowerShell console NEVER shows red text. This is part two in a series on translating SIDs...

SID Walker First things first: If Chuck Norris wrote a PowerShell script it would be a one-liner, because Chuck Norris can do anything in one strike. Chuck Norris does not have SID history, because there is only one Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris' ACL only has one ACE: Chuck Norris –...