Only in Microsoft could you get a job in evangelism without being religious. So I suppose I shouldn't be surprised that there are Microsoft clinics without doctors. Clinics do provide help and I found one called what's new in SQL server 2008. It'll take a couple of hours to get the cure, but there isn't much on telly tonight and it'll stop you having a heart attack at the gymn
For those that don't like hospitals I shall continue to spread the word.