Dear Mom, I'm really sorry I haven't called or visited. Remember back in May and June when I told you I was traveling a lot? I went out and met with a bunch of Microsoft customers that were doing some really cool stuff with our technology. Turns out we...

You know what's the scariest thing about this parody ? It's really not that much of a parody. I followed the whole 'shorthand' conversation perfectly. We really talk like that. After 10 years here, I just never realized it was odd.