This is probably the only place where I can post these and get some level of appreciation. While I was at TechReady in July, I sent texts to my wife who sent back some witty replies. I must note that while she might come off quite dim, it's all meant in jest.
A: Ok, I'll be fresh out of a session on Opalis. :)
D: I didn't realize this was a gem show! Do they have rubies? I much prefer those over opals.
D: R u lrng about sapphires today?
A: Not today - office volume activation right now - woot!
D: I cld teach this one. The more volume in a room the more active it is. Noise volume that is.
A: I need to go learn about SQL Replication
D: I thought squirrels replicated themselves quite well-a lot like bunnies. I think you should be learning about computer thinga ma bobs and not squirrels. First it is gems and now rodents-something is amiss.
D: Hope u r having a good day-no squirrel duplications today?
A: Not today. Highlight so far was vNext migration lab with wally always a fun time. User data virtualization was insightful too. DCM right now.
D: I hope it is a good concert. Dcm is not as well know as their brother band dmb!
A: Just one more session on driver deployment, then i'm done!
D: Alright now i really know this is not a business trip. Driver deployment sounds like a handy name for a golf game or what the dmv shld call their lisc dept.